Constant Whinnying

It's been a minute. In this episode we discuss Season 3 Episode 1 of Heartland: “Miracle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on Amy's horse calming technique. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!
Dear Lonely Island and Seth Meyers, if you see this, please don't come for us, We're also from the East Bay! Allie was Born in Berkeley! We're all Quaids fam!
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Holy Guacamole Batman! Another Season of Heartland in the books! You know what that means! Another Movie! 
In this episode we discuss a Hallmark Horse Girl Movie: "A Sunday Horse" (2016) starring Nikki Reed, Linda Hamilton, Ryan Merriman, William Shatner, and Ving Rhames. This is a story about overcoming adversity, being a poor little rich girl, and ignoring your doctor's warnings about your Traumatic Brain Injury. We discuss the plot of the film, the training techniques, and the cinematic mastery. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it, and Take Everything With a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 18 of Heartland: “Step By Step.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam discusses whether or not you should feed wild horses and what would happen if you did vs didn't. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 17 of Heartland: “Full Circle.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on the mental side of horse training. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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n this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 16 of Heartland: “The Ties That Bind.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly steal a horse. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 15 of Heartland: “Dark Horse.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how the folks at Heartland ready a horse for a big race. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
Wow, first episode of 2025 and its a Goofy Time!
In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 13 of Heartland: “Seismic Shifts.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to properly train your horse to deal with the fear of LOUD NOISES! We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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WOW! A Whole Year of Constant Whinnying! What an atrocious sound!
Hey Friends and Neeeeiiiighbors! We can't believe we've been doing this for a whole year! Thanks for coming along on this ride with us! Happy (late) Thanksgiving!
In this episode we discuss every horse girl's favorite movie: National Velvet (1944) starring Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney. Yet another underdog story, this one set in England, about 12 year old Velvet Brown and her dreams of owning her very own horse and jumping him over hedges. We discuss the plot of the film, the training techniques, and the cinematic mastery. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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n this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 10 of Heartland: “True Enough.” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a breakdown on how to rehome horses. We also have fun discussing Dinosaurs and Dragons because why not? We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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In this episode we discuss Season 2 Episode 9 of Heartland: “Showdown!” We discuss the plot of the episode and resident horse trainer / Sister Sam gives us a lowdown on how to properly rustle cattle- horses or quads? We also discuss cattle branding. We had fun making this, we hope you have fun listening to it and Take Everything with a Grain of Salt!We are now available for listening pretty much Everywhere you listen to podcasts!
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